{"product_id":"the-bakers-dozen-5-pack","title":"Chaos Croissants – Baker's Batch (5 Pack)","description":"\u003ch4\u003eLegend\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eSome adventurers carry a single Chaos Croissant for emergencies.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eExperienced bards know better.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eWhen the music grows loud, the ale begins to flow, and someone inevitably insults the baker’s craft, one croissant simply is not enough. Veteran tavern performers travel with a satchel full of Chaos Croissants, ensuring they are always prepared to distract a guard, settle a noble dispute, win over an unruly crowd, or ignite the legendary pastry battles remembered for generations.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eAfter all, history remembers the bard with six croissants hidden in his sleeves, not the one who only packed one.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eDescription\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrepare for delicious chaos with the \u003cstrong\u003eChaos Croissant 5 Pack\u003c\/strong\u003e. Whether you are organizing a tavern food fight, stocking a fantasy bakery, entertaining visitors at a Renaissance fair, or preparing for your next LARP adventure, this bundle ensures the pastries will keep flying long after the first song begins.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese realistic foam croissants are perfect for tavern food fights, fantasy bakeries, NPC merchants, festival games, bard performances, goblin distractions, medieval markets, Renaissance fairs, comedy roleplay, and immersive tavern décor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStart a tavern brawl, distract a guard, bribe a hungry goblin, pay your innkeeper, challenge another bard, settle a noble dispute, show your appreciation during a performance, or claim victory in festival mini-games. With five Chaos Croissants at your disposal, you can solve nearly any problem without drawing steel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted from durable Calimacil foam, each croissant is lightweight, safe to throw, and built to survive countless adventures while looking fresh enough to tempt even the hungriest adventurer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eCharacter\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Chaos Croissant 5 Pack is ideal for wandering bards, eccentric bakers, mischievous goblins, festival merchants, tavern keepers, theatrical NPCs, and rogues who prefer distractions served with butter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is also an excellent choice for event organizers who want to create interactive games, food fights, performances, market displays, or memorable comedic encounters for their players and visitors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eBundle Includes\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e5 × Chaos Croissant foam throwables\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTavern food fights\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFantasy bakeries\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNPC merchants\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFestival games\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBard performances\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGoblin distractions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedieval markets\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRenaissance fairs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComedy roleplay\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTavern décor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eHow Adventurers Use the Chaos Croissant\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStart a tavern brawl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDistract a guard\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBribe a hungry goblin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePay your innkeeper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChallenge another bard\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSettle noble disputes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShow appreciation during performances\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWin festival mini-games\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eCharacteristics\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes five realistic foam croissants\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSafe, lightweight, and easy to throw\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDetailed flaky texture with a baked-golden finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFlexible and durable foam construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned for LARP, cosplay, theatre, festivals, and immersive events\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade from Calimacil foam\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNot intended for consumption\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClean gently with mild soap and water\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStore away from prolonged direct sunlight\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not leave compressed beneath heavy objects for extended periods\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAllow to dry completely before storage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not eat, no matter how hungry your character becomes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Calimacil Workshop","offers":[{"title":"Classic","offer_id":47718536085682,"sku":null,"price":103.5,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moldy","offer_id":47718536118450,"sku":null,"price":126.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Raspberry","offer_id":47718536151218,"sku":null,"price":126.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Burnt","offer_id":47718536183986,"sku":null,"price":126.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Frosted","offer_id":47718536216754,"sku":null,"price":126.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/3098\/6414\/files\/chaos-croissant-throwable-foam-bread-calimacil-classic-5-pack.jpg?v=1784220790","url":"https:\/\/calimacil.com\/products\/the-bakers-dozen-5-pack","provider":"Calimacil","version":"1.0","type":"link"}