{"product_id":"croissant","title":"Chaos Croissant","description":"\u003ch4\u003eLegend\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eIn the city of Valcroûte, peace between rival guilds lasted exactly three days before the Great Bakery Riot began. What started as a dispute over butter reserves quickly escalated into a full tavern war involving flying pastries, overturned soup cauldrons, and one particularly angry bard armed with six croissants hidden in his sleeves.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eSince that infamous day, “Chaos Croissants” have become the favored ammunition of pranksters, wandering bards, and tavern rebels across the realm. Easy to conceal and surprisingly accurate when thrown, they are perfect for starting trouble without drawing steel.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eTo this day, a croissant tossed across a room is considered either a declaration of war... or the highest form of friendship.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eDescription\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBring delicious chaos to your next adventure with the Chaos Croissant, a foam food prop designed for safe throwing, immersive roleplay, and unforgettable tavern scenes. Sculpted with realistic flaky layers and baked-golden coloration, this prop looks fresh from the oven while remaining lightweight and safe for LARP combat and comedic encounters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for market vendors, cooks, innkeepers, goblin food fights, or dramatic distractions during stealth missions, the Chaos Croissant adds a playful touch to medieval fantasy roleplay. Toss it at your allies, bribe a guard with breakfast, or start an all-out pastry war at the tavern.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted from durable Calimacil foam, this croissant is built to survive countless adventures without going stale.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eCharacter\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Chaos Croissant is favored by chaotic tavern bards, traveling bakers, eccentric alchemists, and market thieves with a flair for dramatic distractions. It also fits perfectly in the hands of festival merchants, hungry adventurers, or that one rogue who somehow turns every serious council meeting into a food fight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you are running a bakery stand at a fantasy market or defending your honor through pastry combat, this prop adds humor and immersion to every scene.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eCharacteristics\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSafe foam throwable food prop\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRealistic croissant texture and baked finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLightweight and easy to throw\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable flexible foam construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIdeal for tavern roleplay, markets, festivals, and comedic combat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade from Calimacil foam\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSuitable for LARP, cosplay, theater, and immersive events\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in 5 delicious flavors!\u003c\/strong\u003e (They are not actually edible, please don't eat them)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic - \u003cspan\u003eFreshly baked and dangerously throwable.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMoldy - \u003cspan\u003eA biological weapon disguised as breakfast.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRaspberry – Sweet, fruity, and perfect for staining your enemies' dignity.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBurnt – Forgotten by the baker, embraced by chaos.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFrosted – Covered in sweet icing and bad decisions.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClean gently with mild soap and water\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStore away from prolonged direct sunlight\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not compress under heavy objects for long periods\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSafe for throwing, but not intended for real consumption, no matter how delicious it looks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarning\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Chaos Croissant has been known to cause:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTavern-wide food fights\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLaughing fits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuestionable diplomatic incidents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAngry bakers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFriends seeking revenge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot intended for consumption, regardless of how hungry your character becomes.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Calimacil Workshop","offers":[{"title":"Classic","offer_id":47700974338226,"sku":"WE0445","price":25.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moldy","offer_id":47700974370994,"sku":"WE0457","price":28.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Raspberry","offer_id":47700974403762,"sku":"WE0458","price":28.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Burnt","offer_id":47711042928818,"sku":"WE0459","price":28.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Frosted","offer_id":47711042961586,"sku":"WE0460","price":28.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/3098\/6414\/files\/chaos-croissant-throwable-foam-bread-calimacil-variety-showcase-3.jpg?v=1784144237","url":"https:\/\/calimacil.com\/products\/croissant","provider":"Calimacil","version":"1.0","type":"link"}