{"product_id":"battle-baguette","title":"Battle Baguette","description":"\u003ch4\u003eLegend\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot every legend is forged in the blazing fires of a master blacksmith.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome are born in the back of a tiny village bakery, where one baker grew tired of seeing hungry heroes wielding blades on empty stomachs. Determined to craft a mighty loaf durable enough to survive a battle, yet still delicious when hunger struck, he got to work baking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLegend claims the first Battle Baguette was born during a tavern raid, when one bandit picked the wrong baker to threaten. Without hesitation, the baker reached for the nearest travel-worthy loaf, raised it high, and sent the ruffian fleeing with a single mighty swing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWord spread quickly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSoon, warriors, mercenaries, wandering bards, and tavern champions all sought the baker's famous \u003cstrong\u003eBattle Baguette\u003c\/strong\u003e. Fresh enough to inspire confidence, sturdy enough to settle an argument, and guaranteed not to go stale before the adventure was over.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're defending the kingdom or simply looking to become the toast of the tavern, one thing is certain:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVictory is always better when it's freshly baked.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eDescription\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWho says every legendary weapon has to be made of steel?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eBattle Baguette\u003c\/strong\u003e is Calimacil's deliciously absurd take on the classic one-handed weapon. Sculpted to resemble a freshly baked French baguette, it combines mouthwatering realism with the durability and safety expected from a Calimacil foam weapon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuilt around a strong fiberglass core, the Battle Baguette is ready for countless adventures, whether you're charging into battle, competing in a tavern brawl, bringing laughs to a cosplay convention, or portraying the kingdom's most unconventional baker.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect as a comedy weapon, character prop, or unforgettable conversation piece, the Battle Baguette proves that even the simplest loaf can become a legendary armament.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eCharacter\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Battle Baguette is the weapon of choice for adventurers who know that style and laughter can be just as powerful as steel. Whether you're portraying a humble village baker, an eccentric traveling chef, a tavern keeper defending their oven, or a fearless knight who simply prefers fresh bread over cold iron, this loaf is ready for the journey.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's especially fitting for \u003cstrong\u003ehalflings\u003c\/strong\u003e, whose love of good food, hearty feasts, and simple comforts makes a trusty loaf feel just as natural as a sword. The Battle Baguette also makes a memorable addition to comedy characters, festival performers, bards, merchants, and anyone looking to bring a lighthearted twist to the LARP battlefield, renaissance festival, or local convention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAfter all, every party needs someone willing to roll into battle with the best loaf in the realm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eCharacteristics\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne-handed foam weapon\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eApproximately the size of a real French baguette\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRealistic baguette shape and baked-crust texture\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReinforced with a durable fiberglass core\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLightweight construction suited for LARP and cosplay\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned and manufactured in Canada\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLength(cm): 54.5\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWeight(g): 305\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInspect your Battle Baguette before each use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClean it with a soft cloth, mild soap, and water when needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStore it away from prolonged exposure to direct sunlight or excessive heat.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvoid placing heavy objects on it during storage.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not strike hard, abrasive, or sharp surfaces.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAlways follow the safety rules established by your LARP event or organization.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith proper care, your Battle Baguette will remain ready for countless battles, tavern brawls, and bakery skirmishes.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Calimacil Workshop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47533407240370,"sku":"WE0446","price":85.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/3098\/6414\/files\/battle-baguette-foam-bread-calimacil-full-1.jpg?v=1785510887","url":"https:\/\/calimacil.com\/products\/battle-baguette","provider":"Calimacil","version":"1.0","type":"link"}